What you'll need to celebrate Festivus

1. People with a sense of humor: "Seinfeld" fanatics are the best fit. Make sure the people come with unusual props and foods like glazed Spam and chocolate salami.

2. An aluminum pole: You can buy a masterpiece from The Wagner Cos. in Milwaukee. This 6-foot pole is lightweight with a portable, easy-to-assemble stand. It sells for $38, plus shipping costs. Call 1-888-243-6914 or visit www.festivuspoles.com.

3. Beer: Let's be honest here: It's not intended to be a child's holiday. Some people have attempted to make their own brew, as well. Even Ben and Jerry's released its own Festivus ice cream several years ago.

4. Guidebooks: "Festivus: The Holiday for the Rest of Us" ($14.95) by Allen Salkin is a good start; so is "The Real Festivus" ($12.95) by "Seinfeld" writer Daniel O'Keefe.

5. Markers and a 20-foot roll of butcher paper: Jennifer Galdes, who hosts an annual bash in Chicago, said she unravels the paper down her hallway and gives people markers. This is a different way to air your grievances than shouting in someone's face.

6. Mechanical bull: Can't afford one or don't have the space? You can simulate the scenario by assigning someone to be the bull. Just make sure the area is padded.

7. Costumes: Many people clothe themselves in garb that looks like Julius Caesar. Others just walk around in frumpy clothing.