Clearing the air over Sugar Grove's pot law
I knew it! It all started when you picked Pat Perez over a white Republican for sheriff. Then you had the temerity to send Democrat Bill Foster to fill Denny Hastert's Congressional seat. Now, in what can only be described as the inevitable outcome of the categorical renunciation of your conservative legacy, Sugar Grove has virtually legalized marijuana.

Turning the LCD tide might not be all that difficult
Please spare me from conspiracy theories. These utterly improbable hypotheses are nothing more than a feeble attempt to blame others for your life. Our esteemed leaders can barely think a week ahead much less have the capacity to determine our destiny.

Mr. Ward goes to Springfield
That headline probably frightens you even more than it scares me. I have neither been elected nor appointed to public office. There's been no talk of me replacing Jim Oberweis on the November ballot. Rest easy dear readers, Chris Lauzen, our 25th district state senator, graciously invited me to spend a day on the floor of the Illinois Senate.

What doesn't kill us makes us dumber
What if what you do to survive